Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) group class professional punter for seven years and one of the known faces. Pre race gift, two race tips for Sunday 27/04/2008. Smokey Storm (Won 9/4 easily available on Betfair at 3/1) and Kyllachy Storm (2nd at 7/1 was 14/1 on Betfair).

Filthyfake (The Muppet)strictly banded stakes YouTube member who likes watching videos of drunk people in police stations, been there and got the T-Shirt. Pre race gift, two buckets of sick.

First race is about to start and John McCririck is down in the betting ring and reports that betting is very quite and most of the punters are staying in the bars. The punters already know the winner and with odds 500 pints to win one they decide they are better off in the bar drinking the stuff.

Back at the start and the race goes off on time, after a furlong Filthyfake (The Muppet) shouts "I bet £1000 you don't get a single customer". Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) had just received confirmation of a sign up and Filthyfake (The Muppet) as a result loses a grand. First race win goes to Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru).

Before the start of the second race big Gary Wiltshire, on-course bookmaker, is seen rolling on the floor of the betting ring laughing hysterically. What is it that could have had such an affect on a well respected figure of the betting ring. Had he let the tyres down on Barry Dennis’s car or could it be Folkestone had made a statement that they do have a racecourse.

No, Filthyfake (The Muppet) had backed himself at odds of 500/1 in a two horse race believing the bigger the price the better your chances of winning. Gary Wiltshire was last seen on his mobile booking a fight to the Bahamas.

Starting stalls open and Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) gets a good break. Filthyfake (The Muppet) shouts "Who in their right mind would visit your website or dare to place a bet with you, people really arn't that stupid." Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) replies you just did and bet £1000 and lost. Could you please make out your cheque to The BBC Children In Need. After another easy win Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) thanks Filthyfake (The Muppet) for helping those in need.

Camera switches to Jim McGrath who is talking to Emma (Ramsden) Spencer, with his eyes open. Has Jim finally realised that its possible to talk and have your eyes open at the same time. No, Emma has those black fishnets on again and Jims making the most of it.

John McCririck can see that young Tanya Stevenson is feeling a bit left out by all this and reminds her of his offer about going dogging together, which he had made live on TV a few years back. Tanya tells him she is strictly a thoroughbred lady. At this point Mike (The Face) Cattermole see’s his chance and goes in, only to be stopped by the producer who reminds him its his turn to cover racing down at the start. Realising she has been lucky twice Tanya decides if you can’t beat em, you might as well join em, and sits with Emma and Jim. This of course has the affect of making Jims eyes flash even more the Jordan’s assets on a photo shoot.

Camera switches just in time for the start of the third race after a few furlongs Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) asks Filthyfake (The Muppet) if he had hedged his bets by backing the two race selections given to him on Sunday. Filthyfake (The Muppet) shouts, with his usual and unique style "go suck a fat horse cock." Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) assumes that to be a no and wins again.