If only Filthyfake (The Muppet) had not made the same mistake twice and backed the selections like other YouTube users, things would have been so different. He would still be a Muppet, but at least he would be a Muppet in the pub on the ale, instead of a Muppet on a street corner with a tin of Tizer.

Over to the studio and we see John McCririck is looking tired dejected after Tanya’s refusal to go dogging together. While sitting there he remembers a few years earlier how he was told that his body was older than his actual age. He also remembers how Lesley Graham had told him how he’d got off lightly. At this point Filthyfake (The Muppet) walks in and offers his help, but no, not even John McCririck wants to be seen with a Muppet.

At this point he decides the best thing to do is to go home and play with his booby. This leaves John Francome and Emma (Ramsden) Spencer all alone. Francome being a form expert knows the Jamie is at another meeting and as he is also a bit of a ladies man notices that Emma no longer has the black fishnets on. What have you done with those black fishnets, to which Emma replies, Jims got them, can’t think why.

At which point the Filthyfake (The Muppet) enters the room and lets lose with a classic "ive had nearly 9000 views of a video of my own piss making a face in bog roll". A perplexed Francome asks, have you got it with you? To which Filthyfake (The Muppet) replies, what do think I’am, some kind of Muppet.

The moral of this story is, never get caught up with a YouTube Muppet call Filthyfake.