In the studio Nick Luck tells John McCririck that he has just seen Alastair Down, so what McCririck replies. Nick says there is no way he will get through the day and not get caught with the no smoking law and rushes off for a bet. McCririck looks over and Alastair Down gives him a nod and a wink and proceeds to light a pipe. He realises that as a young member of the team Nick has been set up and in fact the pipe only contains herbs.

Over to the start and gates open and Filthyfake (The Muppet) refuses to move and shouts "Ha! No chance.. Ive seen enough" what does he mean, does he now realise he has no chance of winning or maybe he thinks the one who stays in the stalls the longest wins. In any case its another easy win for Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru).

Tanya Stevenson, betting exchange expert for channel 4 racing, reports large a volume of betting on Filthyfake (The Muppet) to win race five. But no, false alarm, Derek Thompson has been drinking that special brew of tea again and turned Tanya’s laptop upside down as a joke

Onto the race itself and in the stalls Filthyfake (The Muppet) is looking very tired and dejected and again Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) tries to allow the Muppet back into the race by telling him he still has time to place a few bets using the FREE membership details he posted on YouTube. But no, this Muppet has already decided. The Muppet is not for turning, why should he, after all he has always been Muppet, and a Muppet he would stay.

The gates open and Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) gets a good start and again Filthyfake (The Muppet) decides not to move and shouts "It really isnt working for you". Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) baffled and bemused by the statement thinks to himself,  maybe the Muppet really does think the one who stays in the stalls the longest is the winner. No matter its only a five furlong race and its finished before Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) can consider a reply.

After the race Filthyfake (The Muppet) has one last look at the score board and discovers the results of the main race selections that had been offered to him earlier on Tuesday 29/04/2008 by Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru). These had in fact produced 4 out of 5 winners, plus a non-runner. Master Spy (won 3/1 was a 4/1 shot with Betfair), Buddy Holly (Won 8/1 was available at 14/1 with Betfair) Art Exhibition (won 5/4 you could easily get 6/4 with Betfair), Curzon Prince (Won 15/8 was forecast in the papers to go of at 7/2 but again well backed). The starter agrees that these are excellent results and awards a walkover in the last race.

Just as the crowds begin to leave Filthyfake (The Muppet) shouts "fuck off you fucking half wit!" and slumps to his knees. He had finally realised what he’d always feared, he was in fact a Muppet, and a very big Muppet. But after a few minutes on the ground Filthyfake (The Muppet) suddenly jumps to his feet, arms stretched upwards and shouts. I may be a Muppet, but at least I’m the biggest Muppet on YouTube.

At this point Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) decides to thank Filthyfake (The Muppet) for an entertaining days racing and walks over to shake hands. But on meeting Filthyfake (The Muppet), he realised that the Muppet had changed.

What had caused this change? Was it the fact he had been beaten by a distance in every race or maybe Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) should not of selected so many winners that week. Whatever the reason, it had become clear to Jadwiz Racing (Betting Guru) that he had changed. Filthyfake (The Muppet) had now in effect malformed and develop into what is known as a super Muppet.